1. Dr. Dick Chopp

2. Dick Payne

3. Professor Fuck

4. Dr. Cockburn

5. Anurag Dikshit

6. Coach Sally Mangina

7. Representative Dick Ball

8. Dr. Harry Beaver

9. Dick Hyman

10. Yolanda Squatpump

11. Ima Hogg

12. Peter Enis

13. Dr. Harry Johnson

14. Anita Dick

15. Professor Assmann

16. Dr. Pornsak

17. Dr. Dick Weiner

18. Dr. B.J. Hardick

19. Ben Dover

20. Sheriff Mike Hunt
